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It’s Curtains For Beyonce….

Posted in Beyonce Kowles, fashion, Funky Fashion Faux Pas, Movies, red carpet with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2009 by Kenya

Well, Beyonce’s subpar thriller “Obsessed” opened to the tune of 28 1/2 milli…well at least that’s what’s being told, I really wouldn’t put it past her “machine” to inflate numbers.  Anyway, I heard that she was as corpse like as ever.  I myself have no interest in seeing it because I’ve seen “Play Misty for Me” with Clint Eastwood, and Jessica Walters, and “Fatal Attraction” with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas…and I have no desire to see a bad copy, although if you’d like to see it without paying, I’ll give you a link!  Anyway, enough about the movie, let’s talk about the premeire, and that dress she wore on the red carpet.  Let’s dissect this mess, because that’s what I love to do.

It was typical Beyonce on the red carpet for her movie obsessed.  She crossed her T’s and dotted her I’s, as usual.

Dead -deer- eyes- caught- in -the- headlights expression…..CHECK!

please, won't someone help me?

please, won't someone help me?

 

Lopsided boob job……CHECK!

do plastic surgeons give refunds?

do plastic surgeons give refunds?

Trashy, ill-fitting dress made from Liberace’s window treatments…..CHECK!

Tacky Tina's been playing with the rhinestones, glue gun, an extra fabric again....

Tacky Tina's been playing with the rhinestones, glue gun, an extra fabric again....

Robotic pose  and Miss America wave …….CHECK!

sorry bey, the tinman role has already been taken

sorry bey, the tin-man role has already been taken

Plastic smile that never touches her eyes…..CHECK!

i'm not smiling, my mouth is stuck

i'm not smiling, my mouth is stuck

man, this chic knows we have the gun, yet she keeps giving us the ammunition.  On the bright side, at least she took the time to shave her armpits, and  had the decency not to show up with chipped fingernail polish.  Love you Bey!

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Kimo And Djimon

Posted in Baby News, Kimora Simmons, Movies, red carpet with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 30, 2009 by Kenya

I absolutely adore Kimora Lee Simmons, and here she is on the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of Push, which took home multiple awards from Sundance.  Anyway, I just think these two are such a good looking couple, and are obviously in love with each other.   Kimora shuts bossip critics up by glamming it up.  I love that she can be casually cute one day, and a glowing diva the next.  Peep the hand action going on behind her back.  I wonder if she smiled this much when she was with Russell?  BTW…Kimora has some pretty big feet…like me, and I love that she put some thought into where to place her tat..not only is it small, but it’s in a place that really doesn’t take away from her overall look.  Now, I love Mary J Blige, and Keyshia Cole, but when they glam it up, all I see are those horrible tats.  Ladies, stop inking yourselves up, it only looks foolish when you get older!

Kimo is all smiles, and Djimon is as suave as ever

Kimo is all smiles, and Djimon is as suave as ever

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Kelly Rowland Finally Gets It Right

Posted in Kelly Rowland with tags , , , , , on January 23, 2009 by Kenya

I love Kelly Rowland, and if the rumours that have been circulating about her dumping her  father management are true, then more power to her.  It seems the Miss Kelly has found some happiness over in London, where she won’t be overshadowed by Beyonce, and she just may have a hit on her hands with her next project…Michelle are you listening?  When it comes to her past fashion choices, I’ve been less than impressed.  There’s always something off, but not this time. 

My girl finally hit the fashion mark with this sleek black number she wore for the premiere for the new Tom Cruise movie in London.  I love how she kept it simple in basic black, and the shoes are a nice touch.  I love her hair and make-up, which she really doesn’t need much of since she’s got such a pretty face already.  You go Kelly!

There's nothing basic about Kelly's look, but did she jack Cassie's signature pose?

There's nothing basic about Kelly's look, but did she jack Cassie's signature pose?

I Know She Knows Better

Posted in Funky Fashion Faux Pas with tags , , , on January 23, 2009 by Kenya
she almost had me

she almost had me

 

What’s more horrific than wearing sheer, black, pantyhose?  Wearing them with sandals, of course.  Katie Holmes deserves to have her fashion card revoked for this mess, and to add insult to injury, the shoes are hideous!  Here she is with her midget husband, Tom Cruise at the London Premiere of his new movie.  I will give her props for the dress and hair though.