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RAT STAXX GOT SHUT DOWN

Posted in Beef, Diva Wannabes, It's a Damn Shame, kat stacks, LMAO, Small Minds, Stupidity Has a Face, The "D" List with tags , , , , , , on October 14, 2010 by Kenya

I love my google alerts, even though I take my time getting into them because there are so many, but from now on I’m going to stay on top of them!  So I followed a link to this article about how RatStaxx attempted to proposition Slim Thug, and he not-so-nicely shut her down.  Now we know I am  on Twitter, and I do follow both these idiots, but I only caught the end of their back and forth.  I think Slim Thug told her that she had a face like a possum, and that he didn’t find her attractive… or something to that effect.  What say you…I think she does look like something that hangs upside down from a tree limb to sleep.

He then went on to clown her about the lack of persons that attended an even she was hosting at some club, and that she was only paid $100.00, that’s nine hundred dollars less than Foxxy’s take the other night! LOL

Anyway, this chic deeply disturbs me.  You can tell a lot about someone’s frame of mind by the things they say, or in her case “tweet”.  She’s obviously insecure and needs some kind of validation.  My guess would be that she was abused as a child ( I don’t know her background) and is looking for attention no matter how negative and demeaning.  And am I to understand that she is a mother?  WOW!

I guess she thought that being a public whore would make her rich,and is willing to sacrifice her self-respect to get it, but didn’t SuperHead already do it ?  I  think she should quit now, because as far as I know, she hasn’t sexed up any a-listers like Sup did.  Good luck with that Kat, I hope that hundred-dollar appearance fee goes towards your child’s therapy fund.

 

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What’s Wrong With This Gal?

Posted in Award Shows, It's a Damn Shame, LMAO, Music News, Small Minds, Stupidity Has a Face, The "D" List, Tyra Banks with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 7, 2009 by Kenya

Okay so it wasn’t enough that Lil Mama makes a complete fool of herself by hopping her rabbit behind up on the stage during Jay and Alicia’s VMA performance, but she then goes on the Tyra show to say that she didn’t plan on doing it….it was just a spontaneous moment in which she was overwhelmed by the song “Empire State of Mind”….that she would like to work with both Jay and Alicia…

LO-damnL!  Does she really believe that two hip-hop/r&b heavies would associate themselves with her and her lip gloss?  Big Mama come get your child!  It’s sad that she would crash the stage, and it’s pathetic that she would be inspired by Kanye’s dumb ass to do so in the first place. What a bird-brain!

Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It Was All A Dream…

Posted in It's a Damn Shame, Lil Kim, LMAO, Small Minds, television with tags , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2009 by Kenya

Kimberly Jones is at it again.  Ol’ girl just can’t accept that she was Biggie’s go-to girl, and is now claiming that he appears to her in her dreams, giving her valuable advice.  She also claims that Biggie will reveal his true feelings from the afterlife.  For more on the craziness that is Lil’ Kim, read the full article on Baller Status.

 

" Are you there, Big...It's me, Kim"

" Are you there, Big...It's me, Kim"

I guess the world needs crazy people like Lil’ Kim to make it interesting, because she is clearly off her damn rocker, but I’m not mad at her.  If her believing that she was Big’s number one gets her through the day, who am I to judge?    If  Kim looks in the mirror and sees a white woman looking back, then I guess she can communicate with Biggie from the Great Beyond.  I hope he advises her to stop with the plastic surgery because enough is enough.  Don’t forget to watch La Loca on Dancing  With the  Stars.

I’m Lost….

Posted in Diva Wannabes, It's a Damn Shame, LMAO, Small Minds, Stupidity Has a Face, The "D" List with tags , , on March 6, 2009 by Kenya
Maybe her new book should be a guide to ruining your child's life

Maybe her new book should be called "How to ruin your child's life in five easy steps" Someone call CPS

So Karrine Steffans is penning a new book on how to get and keep a man.  I’m sure some misguided female will actually buy the book, but the question is, how is a self proclaimed prostitute who was used by nearly every hip-hop artist, and ball player going to dole out advice on how to have a healthy relationship?

 

 The blind leading the blind.  Karinne, maybe you should give it up already.  Now if you were writing manual on how to be a bottome feeding skank, that would be more believable.  Maybe you should just concentrate on getting you and your son into therapy, because if you keep this up, he’s going to judge every woman by how his mother is.

Chirs Brown: 2 x Loser

Posted in Beef, Brawls, It's a Damn Shame, LMAO, Rihanna, Stupidity Has a Face with tags , , , , , on March 6, 2009 by Kenya
CB in court, i guess he left his savage face at home

CB in court, i guess he left his savage face at home

I was so irritated yesterday!  I recently moved back to Cali from Las Vegas, and have to get my license changed back.  But in order to do this, I had to go all the way to San Francisco to get another copy of my birth certificate, and that took all day, because I had to get on the train.  Anyway, I saw something while waiting at the station that made my day a little brighter.  Chris Brown formally charged with two felonies, making threats, and assault!  They say he could face up to four years in jail.  He was in court yesterday looking like a deer caught in the headlights.  So I got home and watched Nancy Grace, and one of the correspondants said something interesting.  She made the point that maybe CB was jealous of Ri’s success.  What do you all think?  I believe that this was the reason that K-Ci hailey of Jodeci was abusive to his long suffering girlfriend, Mary J Blige.  While Jodeci’s career peaked, and began to decline, Mary J’s did nothing but rise.  Could this be the case with these two, along with other baggage?

Two future domestic violence statistics

Two future domestic violence statistics

There were also reports that Rihanna was not cooperating with police, and that the two were together in Miami, but until I see some proof, I’m not going to believe that one.  However, if Rihanna has taken Chris back, the next time he busts her head open will be on her.  Chris maybe able to sell more records, but the endorsements are a thing of the past.

BTW, CTFU @  the sign made out of a cardboard box….I have no idea why that’s so funny to me.

Photos courtesy of  Concrete Loop

Eddie Doing Richard?

Posted in Eddie Murphy, LMAO, Movies, Rest In Peace with tags , , , , on March 2, 2009 by Kenya
Eddie's still got it

Eddie's still got it

Get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about the rumour that one of my fave funny guys is going to portray the legendary and troubled comic, Richard Pryor.  Eddie is known as a comedic actor, but he showed that he could bring the drama in Dreamgirls, but will he be able to pull this off?  Time will tell.  Anyway, the two of them worked together, along with the late, great Redd  Fox back in 89’s Harlem Nights.  Ithought I heard a rumour that the two of them didn’t get along.  Anyway, it’s good to see Eddie getting back to work, now if he would go back to stand up! 

And speaking of Richard Pryor, my fave  movie he did was which way is up, in which he portrayed several different characters, including the oversexed, guitar playing preacher!  RIP Richard, gone but never forgotten.

For more on this, and to find out who else wants to play Mr. Pryor, click here.

Madea Opens To the Tune of 14.7 Milli

Posted in LMAO, Movies, Tyler Perry with tags , , , on February 21, 2009 by Kenya
14.7 Mill opening night, not bad Tyler

14.7 Mill opening night, not bad Tyler

Your boy, Tyler Perry wasn’t feeling the recession lastnight with his latest installment of the “Madea” film franchise grossing over $14 Milli its  opening night.  I must admit, I do like these movies, even though the first two followed the same my-man-is-a-dog formula. For the full article, click here, and support a black man in film by checking out Madea Goes To Jail.