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IS IT A TREND OR AN INDICATOR?

Posted in fashion, Illuminati with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 26, 2010 by Kenya

Here’s lil miss sunshine coming from a Dublin hotel.  Seems my last post hit  a couple of nerves, but if you haven’t seen it, Beyta was stepping out wearing red lipstick.  Now, I know that her mom Tina is always sporting scarlet lips, but I’ve never seen Rihanna pictured wearing it.  Are red lips another variation of “the red dress” to those in the know?  I also noticed that all the celeb/slaves INCLUDING such manly men as Cuttino Mobley of the L.A. Clippers  also wear black nail polish, so is this a trend, an indicator, or both?

Dude should really stop in and get them redone, they are looking a bit chipped.  And this just blows my mind, here’s Monarch Angelina with her adopted son Maddox.  Please someone tell me why this boy’s fingernails are painted, and red of all colors?  They really are trying to erase the gender lines aren’t they?

Speaking of black nail polish, I was on Pseudo Occult Media yesterday reading about COCOBOTS ( LOL their term, not mine!) and they were talking about the late fashion icon Cocoa Chanel, and how she had been an MK Ultra controlled slave.  Anyway, they started to go into the “marriage” of Ice-T (handler) and his “wife” Coco after a lengthy synopsis of of Ice T’s show ( I don’t know the name, I’m not a fan of Ice T or prime time television.  Here’s the classy Coco and one of her niece’s who just happens to be a twin.  I think in to these Satanists, twins have some kind of power, and suggest duality.  Anyway, as if this pic isn’t disturbing enough, check out her tweet on the subject…

“Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them”

I’ll let you draw your own conclusions on this mess.

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Janet Does Armani

Posted in Ab-Fab!, fashion with tags , , , , on September 26, 2009 by Kenya

Hey People,

Looks like my hiatus is over, and I’ve missed alot of craziness in the past five months, but I won’t bother rehashing any of it.  Instead I’ll just move on from today.

 

Here is Janet Jackson at the Armani show during Milan’s fashion week.  I like the outfit.  Those wide legged trousers, and  argyle sweater look good on her.  This is probably the best I’ve seen her look in a long time out in public.  It looks like either she’s tired from flying, or is starting to show her age.  I just hope she doesn’t go get something done.

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BTW…her performance at the VMA’s was powerful and moving.  I’d totally forgotten how much I enjoyed the video for “Scream”!

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Shopping Bey

Posted in Beyonce Kowles, fashion, Love Those Shoes! with tags , , on April 30, 2009 by Kenya

Beyonce was spotted with her personal photog, and bodyguard shopping in Vienna.  I’m digging the YSL cut out booties because I really wasn’t feeling the black ones, and the Chanel earrings are quite cute, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what’s up with the hat resting atop her bird’s nest weave.    Anyway, it looks like she’s having a great time, and maybe she should stay shopping and leave the comments on race relations alone.  Let’s master the english language  before commenting on anything substantial! 

beyonce spending her stans money

beyonce spending her stans money

I’m sure Tacky Tina is not far away, no wonder Solange was able to get her swerve on and get pregnant at such an early age.

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It’s Curtains For Beyonce….

Posted in Beyonce Kowles, fashion, Funky Fashion Faux Pas, Movies, red carpet with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2009 by Kenya

Well, Beyonce’s subpar thriller “Obsessed” opened to the tune of 28 1/2 milli…well at least that’s what’s being told, I really wouldn’t put it past her “machine” to inflate numbers.  Anyway, I heard that she was as corpse like as ever.  I myself have no interest in seeing it because I’ve seen “Play Misty for Me” with Clint Eastwood, and Jessica Walters, and “Fatal Attraction” with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas…and I have no desire to see a bad copy, although if you’d like to see it without paying, I’ll give you a link!  Anyway, enough about the movie, let’s talk about the premeire, and that dress she wore on the red carpet.  Let’s dissect this mess, because that’s what I love to do.

It was typical Beyonce on the red carpet for her movie obsessed.  She crossed her T’s and dotted her I’s, as usual.

Dead -deer- eyes- caught- in -the- headlights expression…..CHECK!

please, won't someone help me?

please, won't someone help me?

 

Lopsided boob job……CHECK!

do plastic surgeons give refunds?

do plastic surgeons give refunds?

Trashy, ill-fitting dress made from Liberace’s window treatments…..CHECK!

Tacky Tina's been playing with the rhinestones, glue gun, an extra fabric again....

Tacky Tina's been playing with the rhinestones, glue gun, an extra fabric again....

Robotic pose  and Miss America wave …….CHECK!

sorry bey, the tinman role has already been taken

sorry bey, the tin-man role has already been taken

Plastic smile that never touches her eyes…..CHECK!

i'm not smiling, my mouth is stuck

i'm not smiling, my mouth is stuck

man, this chic knows we have the gun, yet she keeps giving us the ammunition.  On the bright side, at least she took the time to shave her armpits, and  had the decency not to show up with chipped fingernail polish.  Love you Bey!

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Tina Knowles Must Be Stopped!

Posted in Beyonce Kowles, fashion, Funky Fashion Faux Pas on April 5, 2009 by Kenya

along with her merry band of designers by any means necessary!  I’ve said it before, this woman is NOT a designer!  just take a look at the latest House Of Dereon crap that she’s trying to sell….

Who wears this mess?

Who wears this mess?

This is just gross!  The shoes look like track shoes with a fake Gucci heel, and the outfit itself looks as if it were made for some hippy call girl.  Who on Earth would wear this crazy contraption?  Beyonce’s legs look amazing, but that outfit kills my pupils.  Dang, Tina is just as bad as her ugly husband, both of them are going to use this girl until there’s nothing left.

Oscar Red Carpet Fashion….Part Deux

Posted in Award Shows, Beyonce Kowles, fashion, Funky Fashion Faux Pas, red carpet with tags , , , , , , on February 23, 2009 by Kenya

For every well dressed red carpet walker, there’s a couple who should have stayed home.  It pains me to say that Jada Pinkett was a definite dissapointment in Roberto Cavalli Resort.  This gown would have been ab-fab if it fit.  Jada is a tiny woman, and this gown just seems to swallow her up.  There is no evidence that Jada has a waist, and she could have used the services of a tailor to have it altered.  As it stands, she should have left it in the closet. 

Jada I know you're in there somewhere!

Jada I know you're in there somewhere!

 

Am I the only one who’s too through with Beyonce’s obsession with Mermaid Couture?  You can always count on this one to show up on the red carpet in something that sparkles, looks cheap, or has mermaid fins, or in most cases…all three! 

 

Beyonce loves all things metalic, tight, and fishy!

Beyonce loves all things metalic, tight, and fishy!

 

Now I’m not saying the dress is hopeless, like alot of others are,  because I can see the potential, so I’m going to give it a re-mix.  It seemed that every gown on the red carpet was floor length.  Cut the mermaid fins off, and bring the length to just under the knees, and I believe it would have looked alot better.  The pattern seems to be too damn much.  One rule to remember when wearing patterns, is that if your a small woman, keep the pattern small.  This dress could have worked if it were shorter.  I’m also glad she passed up that horrible “Sasha” hair don’t, but some chandelier earrings, and maybe a gold cuff  would have balanced her out nicely.  Oh and lose the robot pose already!

Oscar’s Red Carpet Fashion

Posted in Ab-Fab!, Award Shows, fashion, red carpet, Taraji P. Henson with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2009 by Kenya

I don’t care about the Oscar’s, or should I say, I don’t care about watching the Oscars.  However, I’m awfully interested in knowing what everyone was wearing.  You know I love to give my two cents on celebrity fashion, so here we go….

Taraji and Viola took my breath away.  I really liked the gold  Reem Acra on Viola, as gold compliments women who wear a darker shade of skin, in my opinion.  Although we just saw Taraji kill in a white red carpet gown, she definitely shook it up with this tiered gown by Roberto Cavali, and I love the luscious color of her clutch.  Although she didn’t get the trophy, she was still a winner!  Both ladies had flawless hair and makeup!

Viola and Taraji...LMAO @ Taraji coveting Oscar!

Viola and Taraji...LMAO @ Taraji coveting Oscar!

 

Alicia Keyes looked chic, and sexy in this gown by Armani Prive.  The color is exquisite on AK, and I even like her Jokeresque smile.

 

Alicia serves up legs and thigh on the red carpet

Alicia serves up legs and thigh on the red carpet

Queen Latifah certainly does know how to work with what she has.  She absolutely sparkles in this navy satin number with Swarovski embroidery by Georges Chakra.  I love Latifah…just because you have a larger frame doesn’t mean that you can’t look like royalty.  A def thumbs up!

Dana brings it in crystal encrusted Navy satin

Dana brings it in crystal encrusted Navy satin